My New Gucci Guccisima Shawl

I do not like shawl because it actually makes shorter people (like me) even shorter. So, to make my self love shawl I bought Louis Vuitton Logomania shawl. The problem was some part of the lamb wool got into my eyes and as a lens wearer, that's bad. I also don't like the fact that it sheds like a balding man! So, I sold that and bought my self this warm and nice Gucci shawl.
The shawl is long and big (I'm talking about the shawl!). It's about 180cm long and 36cm wide. The shawl is not as warm as the Louis Vuitton shawl but it's better than go neckbare (influenza, anyone?), especially because I don't get no wool stuck in on my eyeballs!